Kill yourself, you worthless has-been. Unlike you, I am clean =)
Can't wait to have hot, unprotected sex with Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan! Being STD-free is nice!
Up yours, NPCs (figuratively, of course… I wouldn't degrade myself by sleeping with anyone who isn't Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan)!
Cold sores don't count since I'm almost certain I got it from kissing my mom 🤮