Yes, SIR, Mr. Red Text! Oh, I quake with FEAR at
the mere color of your text, at the mere
squareness of your all-caps! Consider it done,
your worshipful Majesty! And you threw in the
F-bomb so nicely, one would almost (alm ost)
suspect you actually speak English! Kindly adjust
your computer till I bow in the proper direction,
sir–I would not wish to offend your powerfulness!