Thank You Baker.
Yeah, I know of OSS, been chasing him since '76. First came across him in Africa, he was running interference for a rival village.
Locals would post on their message board in the village. Pen and paper in those days, none of this digital stuff.
OSS would come in the night and add messages saying the women offering to do laundry were shills, paid by the Tutsi.
I swear we had that board staked out day and night, the messages just appeared. How can he not be seen by night vision?
OSS is a ghost, a phantom, a name whispered by the wind. Something viewed in your peripheral vision. Turn to look, He has gone.
Another 10 years before we heard murmurs of him operating again, that's when we started the dedicated team to catch him.
Was early internet years, found him in an IRC chatroom, spreading disinformation about how much could be fit on a floppy disk.
1.44mb right? Not according to OSS, he said 'they' were hiding space on the disk. It could actually fit a lot more on, maybe as much as 3mb.
The number of people pulling the casing apart looking for that extra space, gullible fools. Poor suckers thought the floppy part would go back in the drive.
Man, I shudder at how much data they lost. This is his game, confusion, chaos, saying black is white, and getting people to buy it.
In 2014 he popped up in the Bungie game forum of all places. Was gaslighting gamers into thinking that 'Destiny' was a good game.
Broke my heart watching all those gamers, without any content, thinking they were enjoying it. OSS is one twisted mother fucker for sure.
No one knows where he learned his craft, some say pickle factory, some say Military intel. Even heard a rumour he studied in Tibet with Shaolin monks.
I have been chasing OSS for longer than I care to remember. Never saw anything like it. He is a spectre, moves like smoke, makes no sound.
Just think you have a handle on him, then poof, gone again. Almost had him a year ago, been tracking a device I know he uses.
Ping it, and led me to a coffee shop in Argentina. When I got there was some Argentinian kid, shitposting on 4chan with the phone.
Argentinian kid says in broken English "OSS told me say Shadilay nigger, you are fucking idiot". That stung me, he knew I was coming, Set me up.
Ex spook friend I know gave me a tip off he'd been seen here, running some sort of bakery. I don't know what this place is, but if OSS is here, then right here is where I need to be.
I don't have long left to finally stop his madness and chaos you see. Retirement is on the horizon, I want to leave the team knowing OSS is behind bars.
I'm going to hang here with you guys in case he shows up. If that's Ok?
They couldn't possibly repel through my windows.
Maybe they could rappel through them.
Or, they could knock on the door, its right by the window, in the one story house I live in.
Dubs check'd for da redditnigger
>I can just identify you and your posts by your ID, which tells me that you've posted 18 times.
That's some super sleuthing you doing there.
What did you use to get this data?
Proxies?
VM?
Zero day exploit?
Could you use the same magic to work out my ID and post count?
Spoopy.
>since Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan are now in a love triangle with me!
>Is it a good thing to see 333 three times in less than a minute?
They are coming for you.
Have a cookie anon.
It's true.
I am a white man.
I identify as a black man though.
I culturally appropriate white man tings.
Shame on me.