>Rig for Red
Mr. Pig, your Honor
There is fuckery afoot; there are flags of a marxist organization that is even sharing the same pole as our beloved American Flag in some places.
If it would please your court that this outrage be stopped immediately, we invoke the US Constitution and it's principles of Freedom.
Sincerely,
Barrister Anon DeAnon, Esq.
Established.1776