Attempting the tit-for-tat defense in advance of Covid disclosures. They're so predictable it's like they have a playbook or something and aren't willing or able to call an audible.
Kek. How dare they endanger your "fuckin' the dog' time while you're on the clock.
Kek. And then you have this wage slave unwilling to leave his desk to get some fresh air because….internets.