Anonymous ID: 0ee391 June 6, 2021, 1:09 a.m. No.13841410   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1418

Concerns Arise Over Jen Psaki's Physical Health After Her Statement That Biden Is 'Hard To Keep Up With'

June 5th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Health officials have raised serious concerns about the state of Press Secretary Jen Psaki's health after she revealed in a briefing that she "has trouble keeping up with Biden."

 

"This is bad really, really bad," said health expert Dr. Hans Gundersen to the press. "Biden is in really bad shape. We're not even sure Biden is legally still alive right now, or what exactly is holding him together or animating his limbs and causing sounds to come out of his mouth. It's a total mystery. I have fewer concerns about the health of the possum I ran over in my car this morning than I do with Biden. It's really, really not good. What was I even talking about? Oh yeah Psaki. If she's having trouble keeping up with that guy, then she's in serious trouble health-wise."

 

Several other doctors have come forward, diagnosing Psaki with a host of possible conditions, including chronic fatigue syndrome, actue liver and kidney failure, fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

 

"Any of these could be the cause of Paski having issues keeping up with Biden," said Gundersen.

 

Psaki is being urged to check herself into the White House Medical Unit as soon as possible.

 

"Please Jen! Before it's too late!" said Gundersen.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-arise-over-jen-psakis-physical-health-after-stating-that-biden-is-hard-to-keep-up-with/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=telegram

Anonymous ID: 0ee391 June 6, 2021, 1:12 a.m. No.13841423   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Gavin Newsom Tries To Woo Californians Back By Disguising State As Texas

June 4th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

 

BLYTHE, CA—In a last-ditch effort to lure fleeing residents back to the state of California, Governor Gavin Newsom has decided to disguise his state as Texas.

 

Witnesses claim to have seen the desperate governor in a cowboy hat, speeding along the border, slapping "TEXAS" stickers on all the road signs.

 

Sources also say Newsom hired consultants to give advice on how to make California more Texas-like. The consultants were later fired after they recommended things like "fewer regulations", "lower taxes", and "less human poop on the sidewalk".

 

"Howdy, y'all!" yelled Newsom to cars as they sped off, looking for greener pastures. "Yer goin' the wrong way! Texas is this way, see? We got lots of guns and ammo here! Barbecue too! And most importantly, we got FR FR"

 

The governor was unable to continue as the word "freedom" got caught in his throat and he started gagging.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-tries-to-woo-californians-back-by-disguising-state-as-texas

Anonymous ID: 0ee391 June 6, 2021, 1:13 a.m. No.13841427   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1432 >>1561 >>1570 >>1635 >>1790 >>1828

Not buying it: Oregon vaccination rates plummet despite million dollar lottery

 

Just two weeks after Gov. Kate Brown announced Oregon was giving away a million dollars to get residents vaccinated, fewer residents are rolling up their sleeves for a shot.

 

Oregon is giving away a million dollars to get residents vaccinated, but fewer Oregonians are rolling up their sleeves for a shot by the day.

 

On May 21, Gov. Kate Brown announced the state would randomly select one vaccinated Oregonian for a $1 million prize by the end of June. That day, 14,943 people received a COVID-19 vaccination shot.

 

The Oregon Health Authority (OHA) reports those numbers have been falling ever since the announcement.

 

Daily vaccination rates in Oregon have hovered around 12,000 shots for the past three weeks, well below what the state reported before news of the lottery. Vaccination data from the OHA shows 23,506 people got their first COVID shot on May 18.

 

On May 19, that number fell to 17,347 people. On May 20, it was 21,553 people. The state saw its lowest number of first-time vaccine recipients in four months, 4,885 people, on June 1.

 

Those vaccination numbers buck national trends. States hosting similar lotteries like Ohio to New York have both seen double-digit spikes in vaccination rates since announcing their contests

 

When asked by reporters about those numbers during a virtual Friday news conference, Brown said the state's vaccine rollout continues to see progress.

 

The OHA reports that 66.2% of Oregonians had received at least one shot of a COVID-19 vaccine as of Thursday.

 

Based on those numbers, the state is 127,308 people away from Brown's 70% vaccination rate she requires before for fully reopening.

 

Oregon has a complicated relationship with vaccines. The state boasts the highest rate of non-medical vaccine exemptions at the kindergarten level in the nation.

 

In the 2017-2018 school year, 7.6% of Oregon's kindergartners were exempt from at least one vaccine. No COVID-19 vaccine is yet approved by the FDA for children ages 12 and younger.

 

On Friday, Brown made a case for Oregonians to get vaccinated by teasing what they could look forward to once the state fully reopened.

 

Brown confirmed she would remove the state's Risk Tiers along with capacity limits, social distancing and face mask orders. Private businesses will be allowed to require face masks or proof of vaccination if they choose.

 

Face masks will be required at airports, public transit, and health care settings under federal rules. Brown said on Thursday that she expects schools to be taught in person next fall as they have since April.

 

COVID guidelines like face masks will remain in place so long as COVID vaccines remain unapproved for most children.

 

Brown's 70% vaccination target is based on speculation among scientists that the number could be the point at which Oregon reaches "herd immunity" or the stage at which viral transmission slows.

 

There is no universal consensus on the vaccination rate it could take toachieve herd immunity.

 

A study published in the New England Journal of Medicine suggests infections could continue to rise if current health restrictions were entirely lifted.

 

The study noted infection rates declined among populations, 75% of whom were vaccinated.

 

On Thursday, the OHA reported 267 new cases and seven new deaths from the virus, raising Oregon's total caseload to 202,247 and the death toll to 2,683 people.

 

https://justthenews.com/nation/states/oregon-vaccination-rates-fall-despite-million-dollar-lottery

Anonymous ID: 0ee391 June 6, 2021, 2:31 a.m. No.13841650   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1655

#17516

>>13836490, >>13836655, >>13836710 Netherlands Dutch Politician Thierry Baudet drops some massive Covid19 Truth bombs "Lock step" and the Rockerfeller foundation (Cap 4:57)

>>13836493 Costs Plunge So ‘Rocket Cargo’ To Battlefield Takes Off

>>13836498 Biden defends Fauci after Senator Hawley joins GOP calls for White House medical chief to resign or be fired

>>13836503, >>13836605 Kim Jong Un walking into the politburo meeting, from KCTV June 5. (Cap 0:21)

>>13836506, >>13836525, >>13836653 Mexican Border State Hospital Faces Probe for Organ Transplant Irregularities

>>13836575 Cruise Ships Cower to DeSantis, Another Win for Freedom

>>13836603 UN suspends Iran's General Assembly voting rights

>>13836614 It's certainly true that people vaccinated with mRNA vaccines do shed spike protein

>>13836624, >>13836663 Denmark shuts down access to free speech video platform Bitchute, Just as Sedevcic Leonardo, goes public with his 22 year investigations into Internet child porn and trafficking?

>>13836694 Former British Minister: ‘Israelis Think They Control the Foreign Office. And They do!’

>>13836695, >>13836748 Message from the Boss (Cap 0:34)

>>13836723 Covid – Pretext for Perpetual Commie Coercion & Corruption

>>13836789 The Pandemic Might Have Killed Off Some Flu Strains for Good

>>13836796, >>13836864 The National Institutes of Health on Tuesday said COVID-19 does not pose a threat to blood donations in the U.S.

>>13836852 The Notorious London Spy School Churning Out the World’s Top Journalists

>>13836871 Alan Dershowitz Says Trump’s Enemies Are Weaponizing Law to Use Against Him

>>13836960, >>13836975, >>13836985, >>13836992, >>13837040, >>13837162 Fauci email dump includes ‘sick’ March Madness-style virus bracket

>>13837016 China Filed for Patent of US Drug in Jan. 2020 Knowing It Would Treat Coronavirus

>>13837032 Gain of function Dig

>>13837056 4 Alarm Fire in Phoenix AZ

>>13837090 Lightning hits WTC just as weather report goes live

>>13837153, >>13837208 Bush family nonprofit's $5 million deal with China influence group

#17516

Anonymous ID: 0ee391 June 6, 2021, 2:31 a.m. No.13841651   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1655 >>1679

#17516

>>13836490, >>13836655, >>13836710 Netherlands Dutch Politician Thierry Baudet drops some massive Covid19 Truth bombs "Lock step" and the Rockefeller foundation (Cap 4:57)

>>13836493 Costs Plunge So ‘Rocket Cargo’ To Battlefield Takes Off

>>13836498 Biden defends Fauci after Senator Hawley joins GOP calls for White House medical chief to resign or be fired

>>13836503, >>13836605 Kim Jong Un walking into the politburo meeting, from KCTV June 5. (Cap 0:21)

>>13836506, >>13836525, >>13836653 Mexican Border State Hospital Faces Probe for Organ Transplant Irregularities

>>13836575 Cruise Ships Cower to DeSantis, Another Win for Freedom

>>13836603 UN suspends Iran's General Assembly voting rights

>>13836614 It's certainly true that people vaccinated with mRNA vaccines do shed spike protein

>>13836624, >>13836663 Denmark shuts down access to free speech video platform Bitchute, Just as Sedevcic Leonardo, goes public with his 22 year investigations into Internet child porn and trafficking?

>>13836694 Former British Minister: ‘Israelis Think They Control the Foreign Office. And They do!’

>>13836695, >>13836748 Message from the Boss (Cap 0:34)

>>13836723 Covid – Pretext for Perpetual Commie Coercion & Corruption

>>13836789 The Pandemic Might Have Killed Off Some Flu Strains for Good

>>13836796, >>13836864 The National Institutes of Health on Tuesday said COVID-19 does not pose a threat to blood donations in the U.S.

>>13836852 The Notorious London Spy School Churning Out the World’s Top Journalists

>>13836871 Alan Dershowitz Says Trump’s Enemies Are Weaponizing Law to Use Against Him

>>13836960, >>13836975, >>13836985, >>13836992, >>13837040, >>13837162 Fauci email dump includes ‘sick’ March Madness-style virus bracket

>>13837016 China Filed for Patent of US Drug in Jan. 2020 Knowing It Would Treat Coronavirus

>>13837032 Gain of function Dig

>>13837056 4 Alarm Fire in Phoenix AZ

>>13837090 Lightning hits WTC just as weather report goes live

>>13837153, >>13837208 Bush family nonprofit's $5 million deal with China influence group

#17516

Anonymous ID: 0ee391 June 6, 2021, 2:34 a.m. No.13841657   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1660

Notables are not endorsements

 

FINAL

 

#17516

>>13836490, >>13836710, >>13836655, Netherlands Dutch Politician Thierry Baudet drops some massive Covid19 Truth bombs "Lock step" and the Rockerfeller foundation (Cap 4:57)

>>13836493 Costs Plunge So ‘Rocket Cargo’ To Battlefield Takes Off

>>13836498 Biden defends Fauci after Senator Hawley joins GOP calls for White House medical chief to resign or be fired

>>13836503, >>13836605 Kim Jong Un walking into the politburo meeting, from KCTV June 5. (Cap 0:21)

>>13836506, >>13836525, >>13836653 Mexican Border State Hospital Faces Probe for Organ Transplant Irregularities

>>13836575 Cruise Ships Cower to DeSantis, Another Win for Freedom

>>13836603 UN suspends Iran's General Assembly voting rights

>>13836614 It's certainly true that people vaccinated with mRNA vaccines do shed spike protein

>>13836624, >>13836663 Denmark shuts down access to free speech video platform Bitchute, Just as Sedevcic Leonardo, goes public with his 22 year investigations into Internet child porn and trafficking?

>>13836694 Former British Minister: ‘Israelis Think They Control the Foreign Office. And They do!’

>>13836695, >>13836748 Message from the Boss (Cap 0:34)

>>13836723 Covid – Pretext for Perpetual Commie Coercion & Corruption

>>13836789 The Pandemic Might Have Killed Off Some Flu Strains for Good

>>13836796, >>13836864 The National Institutes of Health on Tuesday said COVID-19 does not pose a threat to blood donations in the U.S.

>>13836852 The Notorious London Spy School Churning Out the World’s Top Journalists

>>13836871 Alan Dershowitz Says Trump’s Enemies Are Weaponizing Law to Use Against Him

>>13836960, >>13836975, >>13836992, >>13837040, >>13837162 Fauci email dump includes ‘sick’ March Madness-style virus bracket

>>13837016 China Filed for Patent of US Drug in Jan. 2020 Knowing It Would Treat Coronavirus

>>13837032 Gain of function Dig

>>13837056 4 Alarm Fire in Phoenix AZ

>>13837090 Lightning hits WTC just as weather report goes live

>>13837153, >>13837208 Bush family nonprofit's $5 million deal with China influence group

#17516

 

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