Amen.
This. Can't take it with you, so send it on ahead.
Keep your friends closeโฆ..and your enemies closer.
"Joe Biden's plane was not called AF1 until June 9, 2021" is also a story.
And there's a story behind that, too.
Be funnier when you learn that the sun is invisible.
Man this gets hinkier and hinkier.
Sorry, Rome-lite, but no, no we do not. Jesus did not slather his apostles in oil in order to allow the Holy Spirit to enter.
He breathed.
Inspiration.
Did you know Biden is a catholic?
Not much fuss about his religion now!
Also, Zero Curse in effect?
Curse of Tippecanoe
The name Curse of Tippecanoe (also known as Tecumseh's Curse, the Presidential Curse, Zero-Year Curse, the Twenty-Year Curse, or the Twenty-Year Presidential Jinx) is used to describe the death of Presidents of the United States in office while elected or re-elected in a year ending in "0".
Yup. This Congress cursed the entire country this year.
On Jan. 3, Rep. Emanuel Cleaver opened the first session of the 117th Congress with a seemingly Christian prayer addressed to a Hindu god.
Protip: Hindus have 1, 2, 3, or 330,000,000 (demon) gods to choose from, depending on your flavor of Hinduism.
Is is appropriate to believe that the United States of America is currently a pagan nation.
Nobody counterfeits $3 bills.
I would be very curious to see the entire passenger manifest for that flight.
The flight that preceded the media flight by, what, 6 hours.
Due to, what again?
Oh yeah.
17 year cicadas.
Joe vastly underestimated the actual number of Soviet agents in our government at the time. It was way worse than he thought.
That tells us only your state of mind, and nothing about the universe.
Yeah, after a long time watching this movie, one learns that jumping to conclusions is a sucker play.
The game is afoot.
Excellent!
No, I'm the guy that took the word of the guy who made the universe.
You're the other guy.
Now post something negative about President Xi.
satanic gibberish
Yes, He did that too.
And He indeed did manifest in the flesh as a Jew.
Do you have a problem with what the Creator decides to do?
What are you going to do about it?
kvetch online all day?
satanic gibberish
I find the Creator of the universe so fascinating that I'm the guy who believed, and become his child.
Again, you're the other guy.
Wouldn't ask POTUS to post something about Pooh Xi here.
Probably because I never suspected POTUS of being a Chinese agent posting disinfo here.
kek
shill's boss Xi
Who they mock upon pain of death.
Nice way to clear up the Engrish on the board.
When you're dealing with things that always lie, never expect them, under any circumstances, to tell you the truth.
They literally cannot.
Scenario: Demon possesses man, Exorcist, say, a Pharisee, demands that the demon give the pharisee his name. The possessed man croaks out the name of a demon. The pharisee then tells the demon, using the name given, to leave the person. the demon does so, and the person is so delivered of the demon.
And to the watching audience, the pharisee is now a man of stature, a godly man, a man who can cast out demons.
But is he?
Or was it kabuki theater on the part of the demon, to give the pharisee apparent authority and credibility?
Would that pharisee then be in a position to further the cause of the demon so cast out?
Many people wonder why Mary Magdalene had 7 demons cast from her. They speculate that she must have been a prostitute.
Mark 16:9
Mary Magdalene Sees the Risen Lord
Now when He rose early on the first day of the week, He appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom He had cast seven demons.
Matthew 7
I Never Knew You
โNot everyone who says to Me, โLord, Lord,โ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, โLord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?โ And then I will declare to them, โI never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!โ
Matthew 12
โWhen an unclean spirit goes out of a man, he goes through dry places, seeking rest, and finds none. Then he says, โI will return to my house from which I came.โ And when he comes, he finds it empty, swept, and put in order. Then he goes and takes with him seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. So shall it also be with this wicked generation.โ
Acts 19
Then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists took it upon themselves to call the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, โWe exorcise you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches.โ Also there were seven sons of Sceva, a Jewish chief priest, who did so.
And the evil spirit answered and said, โJesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?โ
Then the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, overpowered them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.
Sidestepping curses is an Art.
True.
I think many people find the guy who spoke the universe into being fascinating, though.
Shame you don't.
You'll get a kick out of this, methinks.
The movie "The Matrix" came out in the late 1900s.
Just consider that they cannot tell you the truth. Cannot, not will not. There has to be a lie part of whatever they say.
So, "they have to tell us" has "they have to tell us [a lie]" implicitly.
For instance, the test of a spirit is to ask the spirit if Jesus came down from heaven in the flesh.
No evil spirit can just say "yes".
Cannot.
Prohibited.
Forbidden.
But an angel not under the authority of the Father of Lies can easily say "Yes".
1 John 4
By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. And this is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard was coming, and is now already in the world.
Demons cannot do what they cannot do. They are not omnipotent. Or omniscient, or omnipresent, or eternal, or anything else that God is.