Comms? Was this about the ANOM arrests yesterday. FBI isn't confirming heavy arrests coming and Kiwi's intercepted?
The byline on the story was listed as “Joe Schmoe."
“Authorities say the rise of fruit aliens is to blame for glut of outer space watermelons,” the report began. “The FBI declined to comment on reports of watermelons raining down, but confirmed that kiwis have been intercepted.”
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/new-york-times-watermelons-mars-deletes