NEWS FROM THE FUTURE
U.N. Supreme Court rules that Human-Animal hybrids have the same basic human rights as Non-Human-Animal hybrids, and are entitled to the same rights, privileges, and responsibilities granted under the U.N. Constitution. The court also struck down some individual district state requirements that Human-Animal hybrids be kept inside inescapable mazes, but upheld that some district state requirements that HAHs can be provided donated virgins to keep them calm only when required by poor economic report or poor agricultural conditions such as drought or flood.
In a surprise opinion, the court ruled that sacrificial virgins to HAHs may only come from properly adjudicated cases of religious hate crimes where the penalty is execution.
Of the 100 UNSC justices, 87 voted in favor.
In other news 13, dissenting UNSC judges were summarily executed by lion, as religious zealots and the UNSC will be appointing replacements from economically disadvantaged district states to provide equal pagan representation in the governing body, said UNSC Advisor Witchdoctor Utu Mabooru, Professor Emeritus, University of Incan Natural Medicine Cusco, Peru.