>Boris rambling on about genders or something, this cabal puppet is lost
Wifey slips him a Mickey on wedding night
Cabal photog and a couple of nekkid kiddies are brought in
Voila! Boris wakes up a good doggie
>US, 90% of the population if the TV is a true reflection
90% of Internet ads are happy black lawyer astronaut scientist families singing kumbaya and shit