Kek
Dad got us porno mags in first or second grade.
Kek.
Some folks will fuck anything. It’s da true true, sceent on the interwebs.
My little bro did that with car keys when he was about 2. faf. Contractions threw him back about 3 feet and his hair was all poofed up. Probably wouldn’t have been funny if he died, but he diint. We still laugh about that.
Kek.
You were ded kiddo.
Haha. God put you back in to the shit. Act with that purpose of being.