My niece won't let me rawdog her anymore.

Life has no meaning.

I feel like smoking Parmesan Cheese until I OD.

Help. What do?

I just took a shit under the cushion of an outdoor love seat at the Newport News Walmart.

I wiped my ass with a UVA t-shirt and hung it back on the rack.

Upper-Deckers are passe.

I filter everyone and shitpost 751 times every bread.

Who steals bikes?

>>13887472

Principles or Money?

If that's a difficult decision, then you should kill yourselves.