>It's all fun and games until somebody pokes their eye out.
Like the coin that appears to say "1621" but the first "1" is actually an "I" to indicate "Iesus" as in, "in the year of our Lord"? (No "J"s back then.)
Poke that "eye" out, and we've gone back in time a thousand years!
Now it's a long slog, back to the future. (Or is it?)