Hey MSM media… I got you a story.

BREAKING… FBI warns that grandmothers could get violent over the price of yarn.

One grandmother is quoted saying,.. "If that criminal Biden doesn't fix the economy so I can knit my great grand kids booties… I will sew his mouth shut and yank his scrawny ass out of the White House."

High ranking FBI official, who does not wish to be exposed due to fear of losing his life by knitting needle, told this "cough" journalist, he was assigned to watch the Knitters of America for subversive activities by the DOJ. His C_A partners had also warned him this issue could be World wide due to the cost of yarn going up from suppliers in China.

More to come on this scary story from unnamed, made up people.

Idiots