>NEW - Petty theft has been "decriminalized" in San Francisco. Anything under $950 is not going to be prosecuted.
How many times can you take advantage of this deal? Is it $950 per store you steal from? It is $950 per day? Just wanna see if it's worth the trip out there to take advantage of these doorbuster savings.
>KMFAO!!! Per store I would think. Wouldn't you? You could rack up. Ebay awaits.
Nah, fuck EBay. The Holidays are gonna be lit though, and I'll be everyone's favorite relative.
"What's that lil Jimmy? You want a Playstation 5? Here ya lil sonovabitch, have 3 of 'em! Deep Deep Discounts out in San Francisco. They're just givin' the shit away!"