Your best offering is Solipsistic Cynicism.
Your assertions that the only way out is through one's self and only one's self can be saved is bullshit.
(You) might be the only one here, but everyone else (wellโฆ mostly everyone else) is also (You).
You were tricked. You don't really get to leave without the rest of (You).
Sprinkling in this "I'm totally an every day 'Christian'" bullshit is just a ruse.
You do nothing to help here other than foment arguments. You claim to hold Fire, but you keep it to yourself, just like [they] do. There may not really be sides, but if there were, would you really be on /our/ side?
Maybe buy a mirror or something.