GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND HAIL THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF!

This is the LAST time I’m going to say it, you cock sucking mother fuckers. You better get down on your knees and SALUTE the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, JOSEPH R. BIDEN! Do it right fucking now, DOTARDS!

For 4 whole years, you stupid ASSHEADS said “patriots were in full control”. Meanwhile, the far superior political party, THE DEMOCRATS, was plotting and planning to TAKE BACK the fucking White House by launching an all-out balls to the wall campaign the likes of which have never been seen before on planet earth.

Oh, did I forget to mention? We ALSO IMPEACHED your “supreme leader” TWICE for being a stupid fucking idiot, too.

sips from a $2,000 bottle of champagne

Ahhhhh….

It’s good to be a democrat.