The stages of denial, covid edition

1: natural, not man made, science chek'd

2: can't jump from a lab, sequencing says

3: Chyna dindu nuffin you racist

… 1 administration later

4: ok maybe from a lab, but not man made

5: ok maybe man made in a lab, not released

6: ok … maybe Chyna had accident

7: ok maybe Chyna bioweapon attack

8: wait .. WHO was involved??

Can't be much longer until it's impossible to defend