it takes a lot of SALT

to make a pickle

King Tut

Steve Martin

King Tut (King Tut)

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he'd see

People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?

(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).

(King Tut) Now, if I'd known

They'd line up just to see you,

I'd trade in all my money

And bought me a museum. (King Tut)

Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)

He's my favorite honky!

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)

Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)

The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)

Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)

He ate a crocodile.

He gave his life for tourism.

Golden idol!

He's an Egyptian

They're sellin' you.

Now, when I die,

Don't think I'm a nut,

Don't want no fancy funeral,

Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)

He coulda won a Grammy,

Buried in his jammies,

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,

He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,

King Tut

always wondered why he said Born in Arizona?

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