There is a foot fetish conundrum.
I like how they put Jon Stewart on the Colbert show to set the premise that "We always knew that bat story was crazy! Surely you must have known we were joking when we told you it was from a bat butcher shop, right? ". It's getting desperate for them if they try to flip their own narrative on dime and hope no one notices.
We need to shatter the window. It's already cracked.