Trump invited the pope for lunch on his yacht. The wind took hold of the popes head dress and took it to the water. Secret Service readied a launch to rescue the wretched thing but Trump said, I'll get it.

He took off along the deck, went overboard and walked the waters towards the hat. Giving back the hat a little later the pope was as astonished as was his detail. Also the Secret Service and crew were astonished. Later that day NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN broke the story: "Trump can't swim!"

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