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Are you in a Third World country and confused about how much to offer as bribes?
Are the police after you?
Did you just wake up after a night of debauchery - in bed with multiple creatures and now confused about your sexuality?
Or have you fallen in love with someone who doesn't even know you exist, and are considering kidnapping them but don't know where to begin?
These and similar problems face all of us. Unfortunately, given the complexities of today's world, many are unprepared to deal successfully with the challenges of modern life: from what to expect if you're dating a dominatrix to how to steal money from your friend's mother's purse.
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