I can't get enough of the gossip rat articles on John Kerry. Guilty pleasure!

He'll feel some pain, alright - leaving that high-$ prep lifestyle behind is going to hurt, haha!

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/real-estate/a9571432/john-kerry-marthas-vineyard/

This is just immortal! My sides!

""John is an interesting mixture," Kerry’s friend Alan Dershowitz, a lawyer, Harvard law professor, and Vineyard resident told the Globe. "He looks Brahmin, has Jewish heritage, and Catholic religion. At least two-thirds of those heritages will fit in very well on Martha’s Vineyard."

https://nypost.com/2004/02/23/rivals-have-wealth-of-experience/

" Kerry can be seen cruising around Nantucket Sound at the helm of his own 42-foot powerboat called The Scaramouche, named after his favorite boyhood movie, an old tale of a French swashbuckler.

His Scaramouche, his $16,000 Harley-Davidson (which replaced a string of European motorcycles), his sailboard, snowboard, salon-style haircuts, Turnbull & Asser shirts – all display his deep wealth and refined tastes.

Kerry, a descendant of the Boston Brahmin Winthrop and Forbes clans, has pricier pads than his rival: a $4 million mansion in D.C.’s posh Georgetown, a $5.8 million house in Boston’s Beacon Hill, a $5.8 million summer home in Nantucket, a $4.9 million ski getaway in Sun Valley, and a $3.1 million Heinz estate in Pittsburgh."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3634168/John-Kerry-puts-Nantucket-mansion-market-25million.html

OH MY GOD. Before he married Theresa Heinz, John Kerry dated Catherine Oxenburg. You know, the former "Dynasty" star whose daughter is in the NXIVM stable!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-259795/John-Kerry-actress-Royal-connection.html

OH LORDY, GET 23 AND ME ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

" During the early Nineties, before he married his present wife Teresa Heinz, Kerry enjoyed a brief romance with Catherine Oxenberg, the actress who played Joan Collins's daughter Amanda Carrington in the TV series Dynasty.

She is also a second cousin of Prince Charles through her Chelsea-based mother, Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia.

At around that time, when Catherine was 31, she gave birth to daughter India, the identity of whose father she has never revealed."

So it's possible that John Kerry is India Oxenburg's biological father??

http://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/india-oxenberg-denies-allegations-sadistic-sex-cult-nxivm

This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Spooks, if you're watching this and haven't opened this weird connection before, check it out.

Pic related of India Oxenberg and Vanessa Kerry.