It just occurred to me
The Pornhub mishap on air
I've heard theories about comms on Pornhub
Look at the searches Pornhub released for election week
Isn't it strange how many search terms are state-specific?
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2020-election-week-searches
I mean come the fuck on
Arizona - Navajo
Hawaii - 808
Utah - Mormon
Louisiana - Popeyes
Nevada - Vegas
Florida - Trump
Texas - SexMex
How likely is that?
Now allow me to take creative license on some of the rest:
North Carolina - shaped like a dildo
Mississippi - Misspelling, "dumb" state
Massachusetts - College state
Maine - GHWB/Kennebunkport
Delaware - Biden's state/what they're after
Michigan - Gretch memes
Kansas - Shaped like chubby
Alaska - Desolate
Oregon - Lefty home base
Connecticut - Wedged between two states
Maryland - Just look at it
Washington - WA state & DC
Sure looks fishy to me
Who fucks themselves like this