>>14012052
I mean come the fuck on
Arizona - Navajo
Hawaii - 808
Utah - Mormon
Louisiana - Popeyes
Nevada - Vegas
Florida - Trump
Texas - SexMex
How likely is that?
Now allow me to take creative license on some of the rest:
North Carolina - shaped like a dildo
Mississippi - Misspelling, "dumb" state
Massachusetts - College state
Maine - GHWB/Kennebunkport
Delaware - Biden's state/what they're after
Michigan - Gretch memes
Kansas - Shaped like chubby
Alaska - Desolate
Oregon - Lefty home base
Connecticut - Wedged between two states
Maryland - Just look at it
Washington - WA state & DC
Sure looks fishy to me
Who fucks themselves like this