…so my wife has just told me she's going on a massive diet. She doesn't need too, she's fit and healthy. She's being bombarded with adverts featuring women who look like Shrek and now she's freaking out saying "I don't want to end up like that". The final straw was a sportswear commercial just now stating they've made their necklines wider. I don't think that's the response the progressive advertisers are aiming for, their target demographic being disgusted with the message they are pushing. I think it's fucking hilarious, the guys all look like weak-ass pussies and the girls all look like 400lb swamp donkeys. WHO IS TURNED ON TO BUY THE SHIT THEY ARE SELLING WITH THESE COMMERCIALS?
…posting from the restroom cubicle again