Audit Shift
It's Story Time, Gather around Everyone.
Audit Shift
It's Story Time, Gather around Everyone.
Once Upon a Time, there was a Man called Trumpus Maximus
The People Loved Trumpus
One Day he said,
Hmm maybe I should run For President
So he gathered his closest friend
Lt. Dan
Dan said,
I won't let you do it alone Sir. I'll go with you
News Spread fast and it made some people very angy
Rrrrr Joe the Murderer said.
Joe Called his Friends, whom wanted to take over the world
But Trumpus Maximus didn't give a shit about them
He said
I'm going to free my People, for the Children
CNN was run by an evil Ruler of China
He was Asshoe.
They didn't know it yet, But Trumpus Maximus has a Magical suit of armor.
Sparkle, Sparkle
Trumpus's Friend General Flynnius Knew something was up with the evil XiNN
The City Trumpus & Flynnius lived in was ruled by an Evil Witch
Danwise Gamgee ( I like that)
Danwise Had a Plan to bring down the evil Rulers
He worked long and hard, to think of a way to Bring them all down
Danwise had Magical devices that could talk Directly to the people
This made some people really concered.
There were many that were Confused as well
But they couldn't stop Trumpus Maximus
And before they Knew it, He won the Presidency on stardate 2016
For 4 Beautiful years there was Peace within the Land
And all the people were comfy
The People Danced with Joy.
But something was brewing beneath the surface.
During that time many things happened that scared the people
Someone Stole a Planeโฆ
Some people that hated Trumpus Maxium so much
They Went into the streets
They Burned, Looted and Murdered
Booooooo they were not good people.
Do you know what that looks like?
The Evil Ruler told the People
They were just a Myth
He was so scared, he even pooped his pants
Pee [Y]ew what a smelly man
So the Evil Wiitch beged her evil god moloch for help
moloch demanded sacrafices to help them steal the re-election from Trumpus Maxiums and Danwise Gamgee
And on Election Night
They STOLE the Presidency from Trumpus Maximus, right in front of the people's eyes
But there were Patriots watching
And they recored EVERYTHING !!
Do you have evidence of Them stealing the Election?
If you do, I'd like to see it.
Here are some Examples of The Election Theft
They used every Magical Resource they could to pull it off
>>14025126, Nice Story Participation CM.
Some people took Money to Betray thier friends and neighbors
Tisk tisk what evil soul
But none the less, We had brave Patriots on our side
they stood up and told the people the truth.
The evilones worked hard all night long to steal the Vote from Trumpus
And in the morning the Fraud was Clear to see
They thought they had wonโฆ
The People Demanded and Audit
And a Storm Began to Brew.
Dark Coulds Gathered over a small friendly town or Arizonia
The Audit would be Biblical in size
A warrior stood alone and Cried out to the people
Look, my Friends
The Audits are happening !!!!
The evil ones knewโฆ
Nothing can stop is Coming
The[y] Could not stop the People From Looking
The[y] Knew just as the people did
That something was about to happen
A happeing on levels the likes of which
No Happening has ever happened
In the History of Happening.
An Army of Digital Soldiers
Rose up against the Tyrants
and Cried out in one voice.
AUDIT EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE
They Said
The Digital Warriors told the People
We Got this
We Have a Magic Sword !!
-End- of Chapter One
Flip tape to B side.
ThIt's over for now, Time to go to bed Deep-State
God Bless (you)
o7