Well played.
Stale PBs always taste funny. I have a reading comprehension probably so it makes me slow a reader.
That's a fact. They'll kick your door in without a warrant and pen n pump. I seent it.
If ya see a skeeter on yer, Peter knock it off!! 👏👏
"All rise. (Only two in the courtroom stand up.) The Honbl. Judge Yokle Fokle presiding. There will be no talking in the court. When your name is called please come forward." Honbl. Judge Yokle Fokle calls the clown to the left of me forward. "Mr. Gnuhta Phed, you're charged with possession of exact kg of Heroine and an unregistered firearm in you vehicle. How would you like to plead?" Defendant, "Not Guilty." Judge, "Are you able to afford an attorney?" Defendant, "Not a problem, your honor." Judge, "… and your ball is set at $50,000 will you be able to make ball?" Defendant, "Yes your honor, like I did last time?" Judge, "You just call a bondsman. You'll need 10% plus a fee. Do you have that?" Defendant, "Yes, your honor." Bailiff, "Step right this way, sign this for me, get in the hall, and wait until we come out." <walks out[Overheavy-duty slam with a buzz] Judge, "Mr. Anonason, you're in here for resisting arrest and violation of bond conditions, is that right?" Me, "Apparently, your honor." Judge, "… and you typically represent yourself, right?" Me, "I'll need to fill out a public defender request, your honor." It was granted. Walking back I was sleepy from the nurses on staff giving me the prescription she handed me two of because my blood pressure was apparently high, but she didn't tell me what it was. I hadn't made a phone call the whole stay, and I had them distracted pretending I had COVID earlier hoping for an early release. The whole time (12hr max stay) I was calm. I didn't fall asleep as they had hoped, and the last hour of (12) I requested my call. I never got it. 4 hours of zany honks and ded beeps later. They finally released me and my freshly re-comped phone This one to my mother who had been waiting 6 hours. I no complied and without prejudiced my way through the papers they told me I had to sign, or he'd throw me back in there. I heard one out of sight blind voice say, "We need to just wormhole that phone." Another voice, "I know, but we can't get it unlocked." I came to find out they only came to scoop me really because I had just changed all my email passwords. I hadn't even had enough time to think to disable messages on screen, so they were able to illegally reenter my Yamail accounts via remote access to my girlfriend's phone. That's my story. I hope you enjoyed it.
What? You want I should go up there with the video of country deputy illegally entering my home, having trouble with attesting me, tazeing my dog inside from at least 4 feet away without any aggression until I complied with his orders? Just because of all that? Two different instances within a month and a half by the way. I know for a fact the police report says she bit him on the porch. Nobody will ever believe that shit. Not even with the video up on my Twitter right now.
"What are you arresting me for?" I asked inside my own home. "You're causing a disturbance," he proudly exclaimed. Now the judge won't talk to me anymore. He's actually a pretty decent dude though. Just a little snippy.
I thought I already told you guys this. You know how I spam all the important stuff too much. Oh well.
You guys are going to get so tired of winning!
If you knew what I knew, you'd think me modest.
That was just for you guys anyway. Good ole July 4th campfire story.
It could be configured to show different mac addresses a different board.
>>14054296
Bad Bunny.
Winners can't be chosen, can they? I obviously "have it all" way faster than everybody else got it. It got boring for a few months.
Not to mention knowing who the seed check was endorsed to.
Why didn't he come here with the real research?
"All rise. (Only two in the courtroom stand up.) The Honbl. Judge Yokle Fokle presiding. There will be no talking in the court. When your name is called please come forward." Honbl. Judge Yokle Fokle calls the clown to the left of me forward. "Mr. Gnuhta Phed, you're charged with possession of exact kg of Heroine and an unregistered firearm in you vehicle. How would you like to plead?" Defendant, "Not Guilty." Judge, "Are you able to afford an attorney?" Defendant, "Not a problem, your honor." Judge, "… and your ball is set at $50,000 will you be able to make ball?" Defendant, "Yes your honor, like I did last time?" Judge, "You just call a bondsman. You'll need 10% plus a fee. Do you have that?" Defendant, "Yes, your honor." Bailiff, "Step right this way, sign this for me, get in the hall, and wait until we come out." <walks out[Overheavy-duty slam with a buzz] Judge, "Mr. Anonason, you're in here for resisting arrest and violation of bond conditions, is that right?" Me, "Apparently, your honor." Judge, "… and you typically represent yourself, right?" Me, "I'll need to fill out a public defender request, your honor." It was granted. Walking back I was sleepy from the nurses on staff giving me the prescription she handed me two of because my blood pressure was apparently high, but she didn't tell me what it was. I hadn't made a phone call the whole stay, and I had them distracted pretending I had COVID earlier hoping for an early release. The whole time (12hr max stay) I was calm. I didn't fall asleep as they had hoped, and the last hour of (12) I requested my call. I never got it. 4 hours of zany honks and ded beeps later. They finally released me and my freshly re-comped phone This one to my mother who had been waiting 6 hours. I no complied and without prejudiced my way through the papers they told me I had to sign, or he'd throw me back in there. I heard one out of sight blind voice say, "We need to just wormhole that phone." Another voice, "I know, but we can't get it unlocked." I came to find out they only came to scoop me really because I had just changed all my email passwords. I hadn't even had enough time to think to disable messages on screen, so they were able to illegally reenter my Yamail accounts via remote access to my girlfriend's phone. That's my story. I hope you enjoyed it.
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😂
Should we crank it to 11?
JK.
No. I just didn't know everybody would be sooo caught off guard.