Rip off.
Go to your local Feed/Seed store, Farm Store, etc and buy it there. Less than $5/tube for the same thing.
Sorry to hear that Anon.
Be consoled in the knowledge that You've lived a good long life so far. While there's only a 99.7% chance of recovery, know that the rest of us Anons will carry the load from hear on out.
Now go home and get some rest.
Be best.
Dead Man Walking