A Guide to Boris speak.

Northern Power house = shit hole places we tories have neglected and screwed over for years.

Moving forward = Let's not talk about all my fuck ups.

Stay at home = unless you're a government advisor or my Health minister.

Control the virus = ignore the science.

Protect the NHS= privatise the NHS.

Clap for heroes = no decent payrise for people that have dug me out of a massive hole.

Levelling up= building a huge flat platform at the top of the pyramid to get even more of my tory mates up there.

Cautiously and Irreversibly.= whilst cautiously looking out for danger I will be heading towards it anyway regardless. Brilliant oxymoron..

real translation … blundering towards catastophe