You know why God gave the Jews ten commandments?
God went to the Babylonians and said, "I've got one commandment for you, I want you to stop coveting."
And the Babylonians said, "Get lost."
Then God went to the Egyptians and said, "I've got one commandment for you, stop murdering."
And the Egyptians said, "Take a hike."
Then God went to the Jews and said, "I've got one commandment for you…"
Moses interrupted and said, "How much money does it cost?"
God said, "It doesn't cost any money."
Moses said, "We'll take ten!"