>i can play the whole "fear for my life" card
Posting on the internet that you plan on using it as a premeditated tactic means you have just told the government intent: you plan on breaking the law, and possibly intend on commiting murder on a federal employee.
Boomers are retarded and should not be allowed to use the internet unsupervised. I'm reporting you to the FBI right now for keks. Play your card now, idiot.