oh yippee another doomsday event on the horizon huh

i hope they really really for really reals mean it this time instead of the last 489,862 times in the past few years alone

make sure to go buy a bunch of shit now ya hear

be good little consumers as the fear pr0n grabs you by the pussy

fuck let it be real this time just so i don't have to hear about anymore doomsday faggots

>~

>fungus

>expecting reply

hard pass

>…

>no profit

>no really, it's for real this time

>see how i openly call you cattle

>gee who else has used that term before

but why are you jews so mad? that's the real question..