Anonymous ID: 3de779 July 11, 2021, 3:25 a.m. No.14099224   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9230 >>9323

>>14099219

Kekitity Kek!

7 Clever Ways To Scare Off Biden's Door-To-Door Vaccine Evangelists.

 

  1. Answer the door while casually cleaning your AR-15. - "Greetings, agent of the government! What can I do for you today?"

  2. Wear a MAGA hat. - Works every time.

  3. Sneeze violently and say you're starting to lose your sense of taste. - "Does this apple taste like anything to you? Everything is starting to taste bland to me…"

  4. Smear sacrificial ice cream on your doorposts to appease Biden. - It worked for the Israelites.

  5. Show them your fully assembled LEGO Capitol Building set. - A true sign that you're a deranged terrorist – they'll run away screaming.

  6. Smile and offer to shake their hand. - Nothing scares the pro-SCIENCE crowd like interacting like a normal human being.

  7. If all else fails, release the hounds.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-clever-ways-to-ward-off-bidens-door-to-door-vaccine-evangelists