>it's ok that we sold out our children's futures because the foreigners we imported like hotdogs and fireworks
You should have this carved on your tombstone.
Just kidding, no one is going to bother to buy one for you, since they won't even be able to afford the basic necessities of life. Glad YOU got to have a good day though! I know how important that is to self-absorbed, culturally brainwashed boomers..