BOLO Alert……………….BOLO Alert!!!!
Be on the lookout for Guns running around killing innocent bystanders, the elderly, children, babies. These guns are a societal menace. They just up themselves, go into a community and start killing people. If a gun is spotted running around killing people be sure to call the Police Department and give them a eye witness report of what gun, where was it, what did it do and who it did it to. We must get these guns off of our streets as they pose an existential threat to humanity. In the meantime, all law abiding gun owners are to round up all of the guns running around their homes, automobiles and businesses and hand in those guns to your local authorities to protect your homes, businesses, your families and yourself. No need to worry about the other guns running around killing. The city counsels and the mayors will dispatch at a moments notice a social worker who is trained to talk any gun down off it's handstock, buttstock. This has yet to be proven and there is no statisitcal evidence as to whether or not a social worker or psychiatric expert can achieve in fact, what the elected leaders of the community claim but inevitably, some are going to fuck around and find out. Don't be that one who fucks around and finds out.
That is all.
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