HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPER SECRET OPEN SOURCE COMMS!
THEY'RE USING GMO MODIFIED KORN TO TURN PEOPLE INTO MKULTRAFAGGOT BOTS WHO TIME TRAVEL IN THE PAST 5 YEARS TO IMPLANT FOREKNOWLEDGE OF AN EVENT TO OCCUR ON THE SUMMER SOLSTICE AT DAWN 5 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A CIA AGENT OF FACILITATED THE MEETING BETWEEN GEORGE BUSH AND BIN LADEN'S BROTHER THE DAY BEFORE AN EVENT 20 YEARS AGO THAT YOU ONLY WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU WATCHED AN OBSCURE TV SHOW THAT ONLY 3 PEOPLE HAVE SEEN!
WHOA DUDE.