I've achieved one of the highest forms of yoga.
Such an achiever gets an eternal title.
However, because of my atrocious violence towards my younger brother when I was 16, the highest title I am able to achieve is Satan.
My violence was so unspeakable that my younger brother has also been lifted up has automatically received a yogi title, for my sake.
My younger brother is GOD THE ALMIGHTY.
I am His satan, the punisher.