Jesse Kelly is having way too much fun with this.
Like a breath of fresh air! Yep, there are definitely some anons I'd love to hang out and share a few beers with at the parade.
Such a convincing argument.
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Southern church-going Gentlemen have a "dialect" that just puts that vibe off. I hate it too (grew up in that shit). Watch his interactions with those that are on the receiving end of his statements, and you will quickly realize he's not fucking around.
For some, reality is slowly crumbling. For others, it's crashing down.
>on a hypoallergenic French bulldog
I'll adopt the little fella. We have a pug that'd get along really well.
The line above it is the qlue.
Patience, love, and compassion. While I understand the sentiment of "Oh, there will be I told you sos", I'm definitely more of a "Hey, let's go get a drink and shoot some pool" type. Then you slowly joke about things until you assert your cognitive dominance and fuck with their perception of reality until they believe they literally are light beings capable of anything they set their mind to.
I'm short, out of shape, and too jovial for all that physical confrontation. My days of getting into nearly daily fights are far behind me, fren. But I'll throw some money on the table when the time's right.
Can I be Jon Snow? Oh, Lord, have mercy. We're fooked.