God won't permit anon to recommend any brand of suicide machine over another, to do so would break anon's karmic diet.
And yet
If a pedovore is still set on self slaughter, and no amount of moto, even pictures of baby marsupials can alter that fell determination, consider the reliability of older technology.
Anon pointed out we have no idea how well a fancy 3D printed death pod will function in the event of a mass coronal ejection, an EMP attack, DEW weapon strike or attack by the DARPA AI.
Cultists know their own needs best, but remember, the newfangled suicide pod has never been publicly tested. It is a purely theoretical automated Anthrobutchy device.
How well does it work on different sizes and weights or different species? Will it kill two in a pinch? Will it kill people who don't want to commit suicide, who are accidentally trapped in a cheap, plastic smelling purple death pod?
Conversely Pedovores, The Kevorkian Autowhacker apparatus has been tested in the field, in real life and death) situations and shown to be 100% reliable, even in a blackout.
So simple pedovores can operate it even in a dark room full of CS gas.
Image: Whackin' Jack Kerkorkian's Humbuggy, used to transport the electro mechanical autowhacker.