Youtube Alan Jackson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHnadJ-0hE

I woke up and I made a bowl of Wheetbix, I turned on the television.

I said to myself - "WTF IS A MOVIE DOING ON AT 0730 AEST?".

It wasn't a movie. I thought it was. It wasn't.

Well, it was. It was a horror movie.