Ok anon, I don't care that it's juvenile, it still made me kek!
Hey PF, a little birdie told me that the NC National Guard and visiting units like to train their Apache drivers over the large lakes NE, SE and W of RDU, where the unit is based. Dunno if you can ever pick those guys up, though. Can confirm my frens info, I've been in the area and seen them plenty, too.
Not sure if it correlates, but thought you would find that data interesting.