Why did you take the flying saucer off the 3rd pole?
Is it a message about the ETs?
If you have a pool, then you can justify the purchase of hydrochloric acid to use for water purification and also pool cleaning in case you drain it.
But nobody comes to your house and watches what you do. You could put that hydrochloric acid into a plastic barrel, then dump in all your bones and spare body parts. When it is all turned to sludge, you can pour it down the drains, diluted with large quantities of water. And where do you get so much water?
Oh yeah….
And if someone notices your high water consumption you just show them the receipts for the acid and explain how you were cleaning the pool of gunk. Tell them that you had a party with some guests who were a bit too wild and they threw everything in that pool. The nachos, the leftover chili, it was GROSS. They will understand.