S.P.O.R.T S.
DS operatives leaping from the burning building thinking they will be saved.
Imagine throwing your career away over something transitory, like sports sportsball tickets.
Would that create a traceable log?
Anyone watch BSG?
Remember how Adama refused to allow any networks installed on the ship, and the vipers that were networked got slaughtered when when cylons disabled them in in middle of a battle?