>>14279746

per mile fee will be adjustable

higher during busy times

we can't mandate you not drive when you want

it will just cost you more

once it is to costly to own your own car , the self driving uber car will say things like

we don't stop at gunshops

your refrigerator shows me you do not need more groceries

there are currently 52 people at the store you want to go to, please wait 2 hours

your vaccine app says you can't go to this destination

do not move more than 1 meter from this spot , the solar powered boxcar will pick you up in 20 minutes for a free fun week at camp

>>14279781

you can say true things that are not funny under the blanket of satire, that would get you kicked of most social media

i do not think the babylon bee was expecting many chuckles with this post

they were just reminding their like minded readers about what was of the top importance here