We already know you're a fag
TYB
Hello? Can you hear me?
R Kelly, the guy who pissed on underage girls right?
I'm applying for the position
Yeah that was the one with JFK Jr too right? Lot of fisting in that episode
I look forward to it. Here I reserved a seat for you
Checkum
That's almost being too nice to them
Michelle Obama, looking lovely this evening
Johnny Grab Your Goat
I don't drink but the ramming sounds nice
I would offer some of my ram's stew but I'm not into homoerotic love affairs
Mr. President, how are you this evening?
Speaking of 50 Shades of Grey, what is your opinion on CGI pubes?
Tell Hunter to lay off the fucking Parmesan, we're tired of seeing his skittle cock
VaxTech just kicked in bro!
Dave Chappelle is a great example of a subversive done right
Yes, I'm in a hetero love affair with a woman I can't get enough of. She's everything to me, one day I plan on paying her back the favor
Are we sure that it's his nose he uses for art? He's got one of those floppy banana dicks
No love for the BWC? Come on man
Care for a baguette?
Do you feel in charge? Want me to whip my weapon out?
I'm about to sign yo pitty on the runny kine motherfucker
Blessed quads
Yeah, definitely not space lasers. I don't know anyone that could do something like that
HEY my mom's a nice lady
I bet you'd like to get this out ass your old faggot fuck KEK sorry again, complete hetero. I know, disappointing
Can't count past four huh. Here this should be easy for you then
Oh thank God, I was getting sexually harassed by an old homo
It took me about 9000 hours in MS Paint tbh
Yeah, I'll never forget it. It's made me who I am today. So you only have yourself to blame there
This
Thank you, do I get a diploma personally handed to me or should I just pull it out of your ass? Although I don't like to get my hands dirty, or gay
A Blink 182 fan huh? Gotta love that Podesta connection
Sadly I think so. He must have eaten paint chips as a kid
Sounds like a typical weekend at the Rothschild manor KEK
You forgot *avid goat semen drinker
>Coming to get you……
I think he's broadcasting from outer space, right around the Asshole Belt-line
Pissin the night away. Or I would say shitting
I'd rather see Merlin fuck her
Did he teach him anything about frickin laser beams?
KEK it just works
How old is Putin again?
What does this mean
The X Men of Canada? Who was their leader, Professor Maple Syrup?
British. Canada. Oh fuck me
Wolverine was one of my favorite. The others were Spider Man, and Batman of course
Too fucking true.
No kidding. How many inches?
August is gettin kindaHOT
I plan on dancing all night. Are you ready?
TYB