Hello.
Hi, table for two please.
Sure, and your name.
Jessie.
Great and do you and your guest have your vaccine cards?
We do. Can you tell me who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great, for our safety, can you show me Brads vaccine card?
Um.
And we would like to see Brads negative Covid test dated today please.
Well we are proud to say our entire staff is vaccinated so we aren't required to test.
I understand, however, the CDC has clearly indicated even vaccinated persons still get and transmit Covid .
Um.
Also, for our safety, can you provide me proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Um.
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who may be intoxicated on alcohol or drugs so if you could provide Brads most recent drug tox screen that would be great.
Um.
Also, and this is a bit off topic, but we do not tip for service prior to receiving service, can you tell me if your restaurant automatically includes a 15% gratuity or any other service fee's to our bill?
Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.