This is embarrassing. That purple bear in the meme- it's right upstairs, inside a special plastic case it evidently came in, tag on the ear and all. Don't ask me why. I didn't buy it. I never bought one ever. I will likely toss it, too lazy to mess with ebay or even a garage sale. I was thinking about more of an "abandonment sale"- put everything out on the driveway with a "Free" sign and hope it just goes away.