Hevvee gee wiz.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsWA3vIFv8
I'd be your king if I was like that.
Revisit an old favourite.
Bubble & Squek ad.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdCp1bvQPL4
'… a healthy home made junk food'.
yeah righto
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MszuCHn0k-A
… ah because it's fried up orphaned veg. You haven't studied food tech have you. Have a crab stick cous.
they can say what ever they want about you online. It's as simple as that.
but it's sauce