Ammo? Fuck that. I want to disembowel them slowly with a box cutter and start feeding their entrails to rats and sharks before they die. I hereby volunteer to provide my own transportation, meals and lodging and accept no payment of any kind. All I need is one of these which I will happily supply: pic related.
Perhaps YOU are the one you were supposed to help? The world works in strange fucking ways.
How about we compromise. Feet first into dull wood chippers set on a slow feed set up so they can see what's coming out the other end before they succumb. Maybe even pump them full of meth to maintain awareness.
Curious how the dude happens to resemble DT Jr. Coinkydink I'm sure.