Dear Lord Mountboys

I am worried about an Islamic brother Mohammed who became involved with a couch-buying person and married her. I tried to warn him but he wouldn't listen. Maybe you can get through to him.

He's breaking my heart!

She looked different, acted different,” says Mohamed, who still runs his family’s store.

Signed Worried Wahid

(cousin)

Lord Mountboys respondss:

Tell your cousin Mo'hammid he must accept the Science. Even the Prophet did so.

If she 'acts different' there's exists a strong possibility you've married female. "

May Allah have mercy on you are accursed.

HRH Lord Mountboys

No. 66 Pederast Circle,

Demon Dingleberry,

Lower Hinnom, 666

one of the big tech companies, Google (I think) officially changed the nomenclature so that the use of the term 'slave' is forbidden, lest it cause pain to the descendants now imprisoned in the googler's cubicles.

It reasonable to call minions slaves when they have no volitional autonomy, and to describe supervisory or executive processes or entities as 'master' processes if they determine the activities of slaves, stipulate what slaves must remember or believe, how frequently they flush buffers or urinate and whether they receive complimentary vegan snacks or bios updates or both.